What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 00:22

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-J W Pepper
What is the problem between Turkey and Greece?
Goldfinger
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Why do people love to live alone in a house?
Moonraker
A View to a Kill
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Octopussy
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Is homosexuality an excommunicable offense in Christianity?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Dr No
Do any other guys like to eat cum of another man from their wife's pussy?
From Russia With Love
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-All the bad guys are black.
Why hasn't Japan legalized same-sex marriage?
The Man with the Golden Gun
Diamonds Are Forever
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Is it true that schizophrenia can sometimes be a demonic attack or black magic?
-”Ah so!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
I have BPD. Why do I destroy everyone I love?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Live and Let Die
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
You Only Live Twice
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III